Time runs short… don’t miss your opportunity to participate in history
What will become of my beard?
No one knows. A mystery rivaling the origins of the universe, a riddle tantamount to that of the Sphinx, a question of faith and goodness in the world in which we live—what will happen to the hair on my face?
Last Chance to Own My Glorious Beard
It’s absolutely your last chance to capture this beard for all eternity.
You’ve been with us since the beginning, now make this beard yours. The ultimate keepsake from our journey through time, like a towering Oak tree’s rings I have a beard hair for each of our compelling experiences.
Time is running out to buy my beard
My beard auction ends tomorrow night.
I don’t understand it either, but as of Wednesday morning my beard is worth $11.50 on the United States market.
I have cornered the beard market!
As long as the demand for store-bought beards is at least one, then I am in luck.
Smartest business move of our century, and it’s all for charity…
Our mission—A letter to you
We thought it would be wise to write a simple letter, clearly stating what it is that we want to do and why.
Please read this letter, and consider its contents. We encourage you to forward the contents of this letter or the link to your friends and family.
Thank you so much for your help.
Visions—Cleaning Vacant Lots
Vacant houses and lots plague many streets in the inner city.
The lawns are left to grow and grow. The houses become more and more dilapidated.
Check out our fundraising page
I’ve put together a fundraising page. This way you can keep track of what’s going on and hopefully become a big part of it.
Prints for Sale
As part of our fundraiser for the house, I am selling prints of my 26 best photos.
You can view the sale site at Snapshots for sale