The Winner of My Beard Is…

The winning bid for my beard was $34.00.

Can you believe that a person can sell their beard for $34?

I was hoping that the winner of the auction would request that I do something completely outlandish with my beard.  But instead, he just asked that I shave it.

Before

After

Just like that I transformed into a reasonable looking person.

Too bad for me, all I’ve really got going for me is looking ridiculous.

Comments

I love it. It’s wonderful. We can get you corporate sponsers now. Oh wait...you wouldn’t be able to stand that.