Time is running out to buy my beard

My beard auction ends tomorrow night.

I don’t understand it either, but as of Wednesday morning my beard is worth $11.50 on the United States market.

At least one of the bidders is pulling for me to keep the beard.

Please help Melissa get this dead animal of a beard off of my face.  Without your help she could be forced to look at for 7 more unmerciful days.

It looks like an armpit crawled onto my neck and died.

For me the beard is sort of like having a furry animal on my face.  I can pet it and stroke it, it keeps me company during the day and snuggles with me at night.

I’ll be sad if the winner of the auction wants me to cut it.

Your name would look good shaved into the side of my neck, though.  Just something to keep in mind.

The auction ends Thursday night.  Get your bid in now, drive the price up.  It’s for a good cause after all.

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