Time runs short… don’t miss your opportunity to participate in history
What will become of my beard? Click here to determine its fate on the E-bay auction.
My beard circa September 3, 2008
No one knows. A mystery rivaling the origins of the universe, a riddle tantamount to that of the Sphinx, a question of faith and goodness in the world in which we live—what will happen to the hair on my face?
Never before has a beard existed in such glorious contrast to itself. On one hand like a dead animal, on the other hand the essence of what ancient men called “the gods”.
Some may claim that I look like a gay leprechaun, others may claim I’m a reincarnate polygamist. But only you can determine the truth.
We are what we are becoming. And you have the power to define what my beard becomes.
History will look upon this beard as it becomes at 10 p.m. tonight EST. So they say, history is written by the victors.
In this case, history is written by the winner of an E-bay auction. Determine fate, determine your world. Place your bid on my glorious face candy.
Don’t hesitate, for history will not hesitate to progress without you.
You’ve been watching since the beginning. Only you can determine the future.
Click here to visit the E-bay auction and claim your place in history.
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