I had to stop a crackhead from stealing our grill this afternoon.

A lifetime in his particular moral position had thoroughly convinced him that stealing my grill was not only victimless, but was not a crime.

I’ve had great trouble writing lately, and I think I may have figured out a bit of the cause of it.

The word processor.

We’ve changed the site up a bit.  I hope you like it.

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Today I literally saw a Hummer blocking two lanes of traffic to get to a gas station.

I didn’t even mind that I had to wait.

That’s right.  I’m the guy that links to the Onion.

Use this link: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_the_government, or the video’s embedded on the next page.