It’s absolutely your last chance to capture this beard for all eternity. Click here to visit E-bay - The Great Beard Auction of 2008.
You’ve been with us since the beginning, now make this beard yours. The ultimate keepsake from our journey through time, like a towering Oak tree’s rings I have a beard hair for each of our compelling experiences.
It’s too good to simply let slip away. Like the Mona Lisa, this masterpiece of facial adornment is irreplicable.
Never in the history or the future of the universe has there been or will there be a beard exactly like this one. It is unique in every way.
My facial mint has produced only one. It is a limited edition. There will be no more like it.
You’ve been with it since the beginning. Make it yours today.
The auction ends at 10 p.m. EST tonight. Don’t miss your chance and let this beard slip away… forever.
You’ve been watching since the beginning. Only you can determine the future.