Utahans said that I looked like a young Brigham Young.
I’ll take that as a compliment.
They also said that I looked like a leprechaun in a leather jacket, but that’s not important.
All of this reincarnate Brigham Young beauty can be yours…
Don’t miss your chance to own the second best beard of this millennium.
Place a bid on my e-bay auction for my beard today.


Ah, that was a good laugh. If I win the auction, can I pay more to have you grow it another year, then weave it into your chest hair? It’d be like a Brad hair Afghan. A Brafghan, if you will.