The winning bid for my beard was $34.00.

Can you believe that a person can sell their beard for $34?

I was hoping that the winner of the auction would request that I do something completely outlandish with my beard.  But instead, he just asked that I shave it.

Before

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After

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Just like that I transformed into a reasonable looking person.

Too bad for me, all I’ve really got going for me is looking ridiculous.